I'd give anything for a cucumber!

So this is what happens when you complain. Dad made an appointment for us at the hair salon. What I wouldn't do to have a bath from mom and her weird cucumber shampoo instead. --Marcello

Cello, You're such a grump. You totally forgot to mention doggie school. You were even brave enough to be in the class with the pit bull. I, on the other hand, was in the class with all of the lab puppies. They're kinda big. XXXOOO, Chicco-bean!

PS I should have mentioned this before. My name is Francesco. It used to be Stefano for two days, but my parents wanted to call me Chicco (KI-ko) so they changed my name so I could be Chicco for short. Chicco means BEAN in Italian, you know, like coffee bean.