Fear of cucumbers

Mom is really into cucumbers these days. She has been wearing green all summer. She eats them, she has cucumber candles, and there's even talk of cucumber sorbet. Well, now I'm really worried because there is cucumber doggie shampoo on the way to our house. What?? Can you believe this? She is going too far. I don't want to smell like cucumbers. I like to smell like stuff I find to roll in the the backyard. Please call the FDA, or the Pet-DA! Marcello

I am against baths generally. Chicco